Closing Up Shop

October 16th, 2010

I’ve had this blog for 5 years… now I’m tossing it out like last year’s bubblegum.

Starting Monday, I’m switching over to inconsistently posting in this Tumblr blog until I get bored with it:
http://dynamoe.tumblr.com/


Jury is a Dickslap

October 15th, 2010


Strongest Man in the World

October 15th, 2010

Strongest Man in the World

I admit the only reason I watched Carnivale was a morbid curiosity to see a Toby Huss sex scene.

  • requested indirectly by swilkes who would have preferred Phil Hickle, which I didn’t deliver

    (x-posted to my half-assed Tumblr and my flickr set)


  • Aristotle was not Belgian

    October 12th, 2010

    "Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not ‘Every man for himself.’ And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up. "

    I’m disappointed there isn’t a bigger cult around this movie, which I really like.

    This and Soapdish should have way bigger followings. Why does the cult-film-community-groupmind hate Kevin Kline? (I don’t like Soapdish that much really, it just seems to be "cult-y")

    I never liked the weird fish-furry of "Wanda" on the poster. She doesn’t look like that in the movie (she’s white with black stripes… and not 6 feet tall with arms). Looks like a character from Fish Police.

    This image on flickr


    Mad Men: The Illustrated World Released!

    October 5th, 2010

    I had the date wrong on the earlier post (or it changed since I wrote that). It’s out now.

    Bobble Joan lounges on first shipment

    Ninety-six pages of full-color illustrated laughs and semi-true information written and drawn by me (and some other people: Dan Telfer, Sarah Wilkes, Silvija Ozols, Will Hines + more, but mostly me). This, inexplicably, is the first “official” Mad Men publication ever. It’s also the first Mad Men book that doesn’t have a red/black/white cover.

    This is not a collection of web illustrations (I wish it was, that would have been so easy for me!)... it’s mostly new material. With words. I can make up a percentage right now. 85% new, I’ll say. It contains NO SPOILERS for Season 4, if you’re waiting for the DVD.

    Amazon:
    www.amazon.com/Mad-Men-Illustrated-Dyna-Moe/dp/0399536574…
    1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1282851340&sr=8-1

    Barnes & Noble:
    search.barnesandnoble.com/Mad-Men/Dyna-Moe/e/978039953657…
    &USRI=mad+men+the+illustrated+world

    Borders: www.borders.com/online/store/TitleDetail?sku=0399536574

    Indiebound: www.indiebound.org/ (you’ll have to search for it)

    Powells: www.powells.com/biblio/62-9780399536571-0

    Penguin: us.penguingroup.com/nf/Book/BookDisplay/0,,9780399536571,...?
    Mad_Men:_The_Illustrated_World_Dyna_Moe

    It’s coming out in Australia and the UK under the “Orion” imprint. Don’t have dates for that yet.


    white mice on toast

    September 16th, 2010

    white mice on toast

    as observed at Los Angeles’ Museum of Jurassic Technology

    a folk remedy for bed-wetting and incontinence – eat two whole mice on toast three days in a row.


    Would I Lie to You

    August 9th, 2010

    So, QI’s over. Have I Got News for You is on hiatus.

    So, to fill the gap I’ve found Would I Lie to You, which actually may be almost as good as QI in terms of being funny as you’re guaranteed David Mitchell every episode and guaranteed Rob Brydon for every episode after the first 2 seasons. (And Lee Mack is pretty good, too)

    There also are no British politicians taking up guest spots, instead it is frequently cast members of Eastenders which is as inscrutable as British politics.

    Episode picked at random, as I watched all of the episodes one after another and they all kind of flow together making it hard for me to pick out a “best” episode to post here. It has Richard E. Grant in it because… why not?

    Check this uploader’s account for other episodes.


    These Are Their Stories

    August 3rd, 2010

    Brandon Bird’s Law & Order art show was a huge success! Law & Order showrunner/L&O:CI co-creator/”brains of the operation” René Balcer even bought one of my prints. He bought every artpiece with Goren in it in the gallery.

    Here’s the whole show: http://www.brandonbird.com/stories.html

    Here’s a place to order prints of some of the pieces, including my Detectives Look for a Racist and Two Teens Disappear in a Museum, both printed on very nice watercolor paper & signed in an edition of 50 each.


    Mad Men: The Illustrated World 10/16/10

    August 3rd, 2010

    I was in LA the last 10 days, so this is “old news.” If you didn’t see the 12 billion other blogs that wrote about it…

    Mad Men: The Illustrated World

    Ninety-six pages of full-color illustrated laffs and semi-true information written and drawn by me (and some other people, but mostly me).

    This, inexplicably, is the first "official" Mad Men publication ever. It’s also the first Mad Men book that doesn’t have a red/black/white cover.

    To be released on October 6, 2010.

    You can pre-order now at Amazon...but in the unlikely even your town’s independent bookstore is carrying it, support your local and get it there. (I doubt they will, but Urban Outfitters will have it.)

    *This is also coming out in Australia, UK, and Canada under different imprints. There may be some variation in the release date for those countries.


    Concrete & Clay in Swedish

    July 15th, 2010

    More than a year ago, I posted a collection of (mostly terrible) covers of “Concrete and Clay,” which is very high on my list of favorite songs despite a.) having the taint of Wes Anderson association b.) being covered terribly over and over again

    I’ve just learned about this Swedish cover and I’m not sure if it’s a strike against or a ringing endorsement:

    Du för mig


    These Are Their Stories in LA

    July 6th, 2010

    Guess what? I’m in a gallery-type art show!

    These Are Their Stories
    (A Law & Order Art Show)
    curated by Brandon Bird

    July 24 – 30 at with a reception Wednesday July 28 at 8:00 pm
    Gallery Meltdown, 7522 W. Sunset Blvd., Los Angeles, CA 90046.

    I’ll be there in person and you can buy signed prints of my 2 prints in the show. I did a Special Victims Unit one and a Criminal Intent one.


    Mad Men Yourself Revisited

    July 1st, 2010

    Featuring new outfits, new backgrounds, and more—
    www.amctv.com/originals/madmen/madmenyourself/

    Mad Men Yourself - New for Season 4


    Fossil Record on CD

    June 4th, 2010

    Dan Telfer | Fossil Record

    I illustrated this CD a couple month’s back. It’s out now. There’s also illustrations on the inside and on the CD face not pictured here. Also, a standup act (which I did not illustrate, as it is audio)

    Order it as a part of the very reasonably priced 3-CD pack


    Welcome to My Study

    May 23rd, 2010

    We shot four episodes of “Welcome to My Study” to be shown on real TV. I was tired a lot.

    Typical Hollywood


    Formspring

    May 16th, 2010

    Another thing to replace writing in this blog. I’m answering (after a fashion) questions here: http://www.formspring.me/dynamoe

    For the very impatient, you can just jump right into it with this form—


    Italian Magazine

    April 29th, 2010

    I did an interview and a feature in Italian magazine “D.” Several illustrators redrew ads from clients. I don’t speak Italian the reasons why we did this were never all that clear to me. But, here it is (in Italian, natch).

    http://dweb.repubblica.it/dettaglio/advertising-remake/68710?page=1

    Here’s the magazine itself with my illustrated interpretations of the ads sprinkled throughout. (150, 174, 182, 186, 232, 236 & 242)

    http://periodici.repubblica.it/d/%20%20

    I also posted them on my flickr account
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/nobodyssweetheart/sets/72157623561406185/


    Judge A Book By The Cover

    April 26th, 2010

    I didn’t even realize this was out yet, but here it is. My first book cover illustration, in stores May 4, attached to some guy’s memoir.

    Here’s the not quite final cover:

    She Ain't Heavy

    Your version will have the proper sub-credit line in there. You could order on Amazon, but really, you should support your local bookseller if you can


    I Made These Business Cards

    April 24th, 2010

    I’ve never really had a need for business cards, because people who want to hire me usually find me through the internet. I made some anyway, displayed here with a wholly erroneous phone number to foil all of you who are stalking me.

    business card

    My Business Card (Obverse)


    Geranium Peale with A Rubens

    March 29th, 2010

    I made this

    A Geranium with Rubens Peale
    A Geranium with Rubens Peale, 2010

    (after "Rubens Peale with a Geranium" by Rembrandt Peale, 1801)

    And then the next morning I found this while looking for an envelope

    In Pursuit Of Fame, Nat'l Portrait Gallery, 1992

    The tone of the text (and the exhibition title, really) is that Rembrandt Peale was a jerk who only cared about being famous, failed time and time again and blamed the audiences for being provincial. So judgmental, Smithsonian brochure writer!

    He was just mad because his brother was sooooooo cute. With his pretty flowers and his two pair of glasses. XOXO!


    Art Movies

    March 7th, 2010

    This is most of what I do on Twitter.

    Children of the Diebenkorn
    Apocalypse Nauman
    Good Morning VietNam June Paik
    Chagall About Eve
    The Thin Red Kline
    Pollock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
    A Barnett Newman for All Seasons
    Passion of the Christo (& Jeanne-Claude)
    How Clement Greenberg Was My Valley
    That Thing You DuChamp!
    Eadweard Muybridges of Madison County
    Solaris LeWitt
    Alex Katz Don’t Dance
    The Discrete Charm of The Louise Bourgeoisie
    Cassatturday Night Fever
    Grosz Point Blank
    Something’s Giotto Give
    Crazy Reinhardt,
    Easy Albert Pinkham Ryder
    Old Masters of Disguise
    (Judy) Chicago
    Hail The Conquering Hiroshige
    The Story of O’Keeffe
    Bride of Lichtenstein
    Stop or My MoMA Will Shoot

    From my friend Sarah:
    Klee Pigeons, The Treasure of the Serra Madre, What’s Eating Gilbert and George?, Chihuly & Julia, The Hudsucker Praxiteles

    From my friend Eric:
    Rothkocop, The Englishman who Went up a Hill and Came Down a Mantegna, Scheile’s Gotta Have It, Starship Hoppers, The First Wyeth’s Club, Hotel for Doigs, Harold and Komar and Melamed Go to White Castle, Watteauworld, J.M.W. Turner and Hooch, Beuys in the Hood, The Hirst Locker, Mondrian Vs. Predator, Never Been Klimt