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December 24th, 2005

I’ve broken my nearly perfect 6-posts-a-week record for December, due to this damned Christmas business. I’ll be back from DC on the 26th and hopefully a-brimin’ with A+ blog content …and a new look for 2006! A new look for the blog… not for me! I’m already the most beautiful girl in the world and that would be gilding the lily-made-of-solid-gold!

I can offer one juicy Musto-esque tidbit— ITEM! A super-famous person that I know is expecting a baby-sized package delivered by St. Nicolas through his wife’s cervix? That questions a gimmie, really, since I only am on a first-name/baby announcement basis with a half-dozen super-famous people! And this is one of them! But I’m too classy to drop names when I’m sober.

Congratulations to them both! I’m going to jump the gun and get them a ironic baby-related ITEM! as a belated Xmas present even though the sprout won’t pop until July-ish.

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