Where are my keys?
January 23rd, 2006I’ve had a cold all weekend. The most bizarre symptom is that I keep losing things. Two sets of keys. A jacket. A set of 2 foot long ninja knives. Where are these items going?
I rearraged every item of furniture in my apartment trying to find things with no luck. Then, since I had already started down that road, I went though all my boxes and bags of odd items that I never really looked at since I moved four years ago.
I threw away a stack of notebooks and day-planners I had been hording since 1998. I never throw anything away; I’d feel guilty. Plus, you never know if I might need any of these strange items for a sketch show or film or craft project in the future.
The keys, jacket, and ninja knives are still not accounted for.