Now You Know

November 17th, 2008

If you’re going to smell-test a lot of Demeter fragrances—smells like Salt Air, Marshmallow, Funeral Home, and Swimming Pool— before going to lunch, remember not to test them on your hand that you’ll be using to hold the sandwich that you’re bringing to your mouth.

The conflict between sandwich and smells makes for a very unappetizing experience.

That’s free road-tested advice from me to you

4 Responses to “Now You Know”

  1. Groovymarlin Says:

    So which one did you like? I always liked the Clean Laundry, but Ginger Ale was nice too. Do they still make those?

  2. sw Says:

    My favorite is “Grass.”

  3. Dyna Says:

    You hippie.

  4. Chris Says:

    So true. A few sprays of “Dirt” damned near ruined my nightly Manhattan.

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