My interview on AMCTV.com

May 19th, 2009

I’m mainly putting this here for my parents

My Interview on AMCTV.com

Read an interview with me where all my libelous statements, pointless tangents and attempts to be humorous have been edited for space. Making me seem quite dull, but less hate-filled than usual.

My interviewer talked to be on the phone last week and, god bless her, had to transcribe the whole thing and then get it down to 140 words. Unfortunately, I am not a succinct, focused speaker (nor have I what would be called a “pleasing” or “articulate” way of speaking) so a lot of things didn’t make the cut.

Things cut from the interview:

  • My association with the UCB Theatre; general discussion the alt-comedy scene in NY
  • A list of the album covers I’ve done; general discussion of the pop-punk scene in NY
  • A short history of post-war illustrators I admired
  • My advocacy of a human cull and general endorsement of eugenics
  • Copious swearing, ethnic slurs and general abuse
  • My opinions of Wacom tablets (hint: not fond)
  • 20 minutes of sobbing
  • My ultimate ulterior motive of taking over AMC from the inside and forcing them to show There’s No Business Like Show Business and A New Kind of Love every day like they did when I was in high school
  • Read the interview

    One Response to “My interview on AMCTV.com”

    1. neil Says:

      so, uh, who are the post-war illustrators you admire?

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