I Let My Fists Do The Talkin’

We shot four episodes of “Welcome to My Study” to be shown on real TV. I was tired a lot.

Didn’t love this one; none of the panelists are on my short-list favorites. Both of the BBC1 series (this season and last) seem heavier and slower than the earlier seasons. Maybe it’s me.

I didn’t have time/motivation to make a Christmas card this year. Luckily, it being the end of the Zeros, I instead give a brief retrospective of cards of the years past. (The ones I already have on the internet, anyway.)

2003. I lost this scarf immediately after making this card.

2006. This is actually Cakey’s Christmas card, but I made it.

2006. Inside: “Hoping your holiday season is relatively free of traumatizing calamity.”

Not actually a Christmas card, but an album you should buy

2007. The Christmas card that changed the course of my career and indirectly dictated what I would be doing for the next 2+ years. (Made for actor Rich Sommer.)

2008. This one was for sale in my brief career as a copyright-violating media profiteer.

2008. We delivered on the promise, too.

2008.

Merry Fishmas, everybody!

Now on the front page of FunnyorDie. Please vote “funny” or write a rambling, misspelled comment about how this is a rip-off of something else and totally lame.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/78266775af/comic-book-weather

I made this back in February as a pilot of a web sketch series for Marvel’s website, which petered out before it started. Anyway… it’s still pretty funny.

I have finally updated my website (there’s actually more on it than this blog)—adding to the about me page and the video page.

It’s actually just archivey stuff rather than making anything new—I put up embedded links to every video I’ve done (except for Captain Conspiracy and We Love Cigars) and brought back links to the portrait projects. But… there’s new graphics. Like this—

Trying to find some technical explanation for this.

When exporting from Final Cut Pro (either through Compressor, Quicktime-Conversion, or just saving as Quicktime) it always massively desaturates the file. I only noticed this happening after I upgraded to FCP6.

‘Welcome to my Study" is full of rich forest greens and burgandies, but on export, it looks totally "nuh."

In this particular case (above), the green-screened figure was desaturated MORE than the background and covered in noise. It looks like something from MYST. Like a layer of gauze on top. (This layer has color-correction and chromakey filters on it.)

All the settings are correct. There’s no compression involved—they’re full-framed quicktimes. I have to uncheck the "make everything look like shit" button if I can ever find it.

Since the number of people who read my blog (on the weekend, no less) is much smaller than, say, those who check YouTube, FunnyorDie or Facebook, I’m considering this a “soft opening.”

YouTube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3OJCECgDFo
FunnyorDie link: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ab0d6aad0d

I rewatched a bunch of old stuff recently (including this one). I forgot how funny some of the old Channel 102 shows are. And it’s telling how web videos have evolved in just a couple years (quick, loud, immediate) that the thought of having a scrap of narrative in them seems so alien already.

Most people are familiar with Melanie’s “Brand New Key,” thanks to its appearance in Boogie Night as Rollergirl’s theme music.

But, did you know it charted in England as a “reworking”/parody version by West-Country-themed combo The Wurzles entitled “Combine Harvester?”

I heard this song recently and desperately tried to place what movie, if any, it had appeared in recently. (Love Actually? Some Rom Com maybe? {Rushmore—thanks Fountain.})

Here it is performed in a construction site, for good measure.

This just the kind of song that is simple and lovely in a way that makes it so attractive to asshatted souless producers looking to leave their mark by doing the most fucking terrible cover ever.

But that’s where you’re wrong. It’s the perfect song for producers looking to leave their mark by doing multiple versions of the most fucking terrible covers ever.

Some YouTube commentor/unquestionable authority said it was one of the most covered songs with more than 100 covers on record. I’m pretty sure Hawaiian War Chant has that record licked, but the armpit-sniffing guy from Dexy’s Midnight Runners hasn’t gotten around to covering it yet.

(alternate YouTube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rAUybTmCB8)

Defenders of Stan takes place in a world where (almost) everyone has super-powers. These are late-night/daytime commercials that would be shown on TV in that world.

SuperLawyers #1 from Dyna Moe on Vimeo.

SuperLawyers #2 from Dyna Moe on Vimeo.

Video coming this week

It’s not complete (missing episodes 2 & 3, we’re looking for them), but I’ve uploaded all of the Cakey! episodes on a variety of sites, but Vimeo looks best.

These were made between Dec 2006 and March 2008, and due to a exclusive contract, was only on a site that doesn’t exist anymore. So, until there’s a protest, they’re here for you. Please share them.

(Also, the “Videos” link on nobodyssweetheart.com and all of MrGhost.net site are still down)

Cakey! The Cake from Outer Space: “Birthday” on Vimeo.

Cakey! The Cake from Outer Space: “Bakesale”on Vimeo.

Cakey! The Cake from Outer Space: “Superhero” on Vimeo.

Cakey! The Cake from Outer Space: “Babysitter” on Vimeo.

Cakey! The Cake from Outer Space: “Book Report” on Vimeo.

Cakey! The Cake from Outer Space: “Goodbye” on Vimeo.

Welcome to My Study #6 from Dyna Moe on Vimeo.

or if you prefer YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tposah48UDs

Designed for an audience of one.

The odd bodies and random movements bring to mind the awkward terribleness (and to me, deliciousness) of the Law & Order video game adaptations.

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