Love is... a hot dog with a dick.

What could be more phallic than a regular hot dog? A hot dog with a penis.

This hot dog has a face and a paper crown. A smoke on his lips. No arms or legs— don't need 'em. He also has a pendulous male member and scrotabulars.

THE STICKER IS UNCENSORED.

A subtle rainbow sheen on the edge and in the eyes, printed on holographic vinyl.

Measuring a girthy 1.8" x 2.9"
printed by StickerApp